The Pickup Artist
Shows up when you're at your lowest. Lifts you up. Takes you somewhere expensive.
SPECIALTY Commitment issues. And transmissions.
THE BIGGEST HOOKERS ON THE HIGHWAY
Big rigs.
Bad decisions.
Excellent
hookups.
Built like a tank. Available for recovery.
The only hookers your insurance might cover.
CHAINS INCLUDED. STRINGS ATTACHED.
BUILT FORHEAVY
BAGGAGEEMOTIONAL OR OTHERWISE
WIDE LOAD. STRONG CONNECTIONS.BAGGAGEEMOTIONAL OR OTHERWISE
GOOD COMPANY. GREAT RECOVERY.
Some relationships
take a little work.
The road is full of bad decisions. Missed exits. Blown transmissions. That shortcut your buddy swore was paved. Sometimes getting your life together takes a 50-ton lift.
These beauties have curves, carry chains, and aren't afraid of commitment. Their favorite pickup line? “You look like you could use a lift.”
MEET THE HEAVYWEIGHTS
A type for every breakdown.
Heavy Betty
Thick chassis. Strong arms. Absolutely no interest in your little sedan's drama.
SPECIALTY Big rigs with bigger problems.
The Flatbed Flirt
Invites you onto the bed on the first date. Somehow, it's the responsible choice.
SPECIALTY Carrying the entire relationship.
STRAIGHT FROM DISPATCH
Need a little pickup?
Good advice. Questionable delivery.
My tow truck and I have a lot in common. We're both carrying baggage and making questionable connections.
— OVERHEARD AT THE TRUCK STOPHigh mileage. Low standards.